Windex

1. Cleaning product.
2. That one person on Twitter who everyone loves because of their nice retweets and great sense of humor.

Pass me the Windex, there's a stain on my window.

Fayeplanting

Synonym for 'faceplanting', often seen as a typo occuring in sentences written by people who are friends with someone called Faye.

I was Fayeplanting a cactus the other day. My friend Faye liked it...

Cummophobia

The fear of semen.

This includes: seeing, physical contact with your own or someone else's seed and ejaculating.

Being a clean freak, Levi can't stand semen because it is said he also suffers from cummophobia.