Cummophobia

The fear of semen.

This includes: seeing, physical contact with your own or someone else's seed and ejaculating.

Being a clean freak, Levi can't stand semen because it is said he also suffers from cummophobia.

Windex

1. Cleaning product.
2. That one person on Twitter who everyone loves because of their nice retweets and great sense of humor.

Pass me the Windex, there's a stain on my window.

Fayeplanting

Synonym for 'faceplanting', often seen as a typo occuring in sentences written by people who are friends with someone called Faye.

I was Fayeplanting a cactus the other day. My friend Faye liked it...