Boyfriend

The guy that always hangs out with your crush. They do everything thing together: dance, hug, kiss. He's always the guy that makes you jealous. If you know a boyfriend, you will definitely covet over his girlfriend.

Me: I'm thinking of asking Barbra to the movie.
Bob: you know she has a boyfriend, right?
Me: don't worry, I took karate in first grade, I could take him.
Bob: if a girl has a boyfriend, you're out of luck.

Me: why do all cute girls have boyfriends?
Bob: sorry dude

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