Granola

Middle Aged white man named Brandon. Loves to hike, has never hunted. Eats werthers hard candy and complains about hippies. Brags about riding horses and being “country”

Brandon said he’s a country bumpkin.. but we all know he’s a granola!

Tibbies

The most all out UwU chemical weeb way to speak of the most voluptuous Anime Girl tits.

Guy: *Whilst watching anime* “Wow those tibbies are so UwU! They are so big my asshole is turning into a pussy!”