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When a large lady runs at you trip's over and lands on your dick.
I tried running away but she tripped over and gave me a Flying Karly.
You know what you are going home to do. You open 7 different porn tabs and pre load them. Midgets, lesbians, squirting, gagging, granny, trans and homemade. Prepared to assault yourself.
I fired up an epic pornado last night. My hand hurts and I can't pee properly.
When a portly ( fat ) bloke can balance on his guts while his missus spins him around and let's her friends peg him.
Me and the girls span him 6 time to get him dizzy so we could give him The AlTailer
When you have a bad day at work, you take home a photo of your boss.
Fire up a pornado and ejaculate on to the photo.
That clown drove me so stupid I took home their photo, fired up the pornado and left them with a forehead of nobbing