Ashley Dowlered

when you no longer have money in your wallet

I had money and went into a mall with my wife and got Ashley Dowlered

I gotta call TJ

Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”

Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!

fustrating

When your wife drives you crazy. Most likely a person from
Boston who cannot pronounce the letter “R”

My wife is fustrating the heck out of me

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Alyssaitus

When somebody is scheduled to work or has school they don’t feel well. However, on days they don’t have to work or have school they feel 100%.

Mom, I have school and I feel sick and I have Alyssaitus