Ted Dwane

Mumford and Sons vocalist, string bassist, drummer, guitarist. Known for his unusually deep voice, dapper wardrobe and his love for peanut butter. Definitely under-appreciated.

*Listening to Mumford and Sons*

Person 1: That guy is an epic bassist.
Person 2: Yeah that's Ted Dwane!
Person 1: Doesn't he like peanut butter?
Person 2: SO YOU WATCH MUMFORD AND PALS TOO?!

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Friendwork

Like teamwork, but only really good friends are capable of completing a task and are able to call it "friend work". Usually results in a high-five.

Huh, I wonder why friendwork doesn't show up as a word on this document?

Friend One: Hey, can you hold the stake in the ground?

Friend Two: Yeah, no problem.

Friend One hammers stake into ground.

Friend Two: That was friendwork, right there.

*HIGH FIVE*

amp boy...

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Pump My Tires

When someone feels the need to speak highly of themselves, to increase their worth.

Person 1: Yeah, I am pretty awesome at soccer, after saving all of those goals.
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.

Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?