Alyssa

Alyssa is the type of person you look at and you just like "Well goddamn. Honey you fineeeee". Not only is she frickin' stunning, she's extremely funny and caring too. Alyssas are often a lil short and a little clumsy, but they're almost always a lotta charming and a bit of crazy. Spending time around Alyssa is like staring at the sun. You know it's not good for you, but there's just something so intriguing about it ;). No matter where she is in life, her main focus is you, and it always will be. Due to her selfless nature, all she ever does is put all her effort in making other happy. Don't ever, ever let go of an Alyssa, because 1. She won't let you so I mean you can't. And 2. You'll regret it even if you ever think about it. Just love Alyssa, because she will never stop loving you ❤️.

Guy 1: My day was complete and utter shit before I hung out with Alyssa
Guy 2: That's just what Alyssa does man, that's just what she does.
Guy 3: BACK THE FUCK OFF, SHE'S MINE.
Narrator: Yes, so it was official. Everyone is a fan of Alyssa.

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