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rode hard and put up wet

a term that originated with people that ride horses, since you are supposed to brush them and groom them after a workout; now used to refer to the way a promiscuous woman looks

That overpainted middle-aged hussy looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.

by Winsi June 19, 2004

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5 second rule

when it is okay to pick up a pick of food or candy from the floor if it has been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, as if germs and filth cannot adhere to an edible morsel during that time frame

Go ahead and eat the m&m -- the five second rule is in effect.

by Winsi July 10, 2004

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hoodie

the part that hangs over on an uncircumcised penis

my twin boys each have a hoodie -- one of them was too small to be "done" at the hospital, and we never went back to get them "done"

by Winsi June 26, 2004

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hash brownies

A regular dessert brownie that has been laced with ground (or chopped) up buds from marijuana; THC is activated upon heating -- therefore you can get high by smoking it or by eating the cooked brownies.

Think there is a recipe for them on this web site under pot brownies.

Becky asked if I was going to serve hash brownies at my party. I said that I can't because my children might eat them.

by Winsi June 28, 2004

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prevert

texan speak for the word "pervert"

My father is a Yankee that transplanted himself in TX in the 1950's -- he likes to say "prevert" instead of "pervert" just to be funny.

by Winsi June 13, 2004

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texican

tex-mex -- a style of food or other reference to a cultural aspect of one who lives in Texas and appreciates Mexican culture or lives in Mexico and appreciates Texas culture.

My five- and seven-year-old daughters helped me make some tex-mex tamales -- we found the recipe in a Texas cooking recipe book. They did a great job.

"Can't we all just get along?"
- Rodney King, 1994

by Winsi June 28, 2004

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fudunk

v., what happens to you when you take a very hard test (in school, standardized, or otherwise) and afterward you feel mentally exhausted and brain-fried

Man, that BC Calculus exam fudunked really bad yesterday; I am not ready to start studying for the AP Chem test yet.

by Winsi May 6, 2004

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