Getter

A savage motherfucker, who lets shit rip when all others simply give up. No matter how hard, overwhelming, impossible, or dangerous the task at hand may be. A getter will do what shouldn’t be humanly possible to complete whatever task lies in front of them. And it’s not just once. They attack task after task, project after project, and solve problem after problem in this manner. More often than not leaving a path of destruction in their wake. Every aspect of a getters life is balls to the wall and right on the edge of out of control. To them this behavior is the norm. It doesn’t phase them.

The complete opposite of a getter is a Pile. Piles usually outnumber getters 1000/1 so typically they are surrounded by them. Their not hard to spot. Their the ones covered in shit, talking shit to the piles and laughing it off while everybody is crying about lunch breaks. Getter as fuck

I can’t pick these bales up without a winch.

“Fuck you Pile, get the fuck out my way” (as he picks up extremely heavy object like it’s as light as a feather)

“Whoa, how did you do that?”

Not how Pile, why. And the why is because I’m a fucking Getter and your a Pile. Now scrub my rig.

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