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Tupperware used as a sealable urine container to avoid bathroom stops on a long road trip.
Sure I can make it in 6 hours. I've got a dozen Tupper Toilets in my truck.
The spit that drools out of the side of your mouth while you are sleeping.
Yuck, the pillow's still damp from Bob's spootle.
A muffled burp. The attempt to soften the sound of a good belch.
Did you hear that burp? How rude! A gentleman would have attempted a burpay.
A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.
Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?
The constant yammering of a narcissistic radio or TV personality who just loves to hear himself talk.
Mona: Doesn't that DJ ever shut up?
Lisa: Never! He is the King of Broadcasterbation.
The form cum takes when dripping from a person's chin after a tity-fuck orgasim.
Mona: Did Don like that tit fuck you gave him?
Lisa: Hel yes, he left me a chinsickle didn't he?
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Any debris remaining after a masturbation session, such as cum soaked toilet paper or a stained celebrity photo.
Mona: Larry's been in my bathroom again. He left a girly magazine on the floor.
Lisa: OMG, he left some jacktrash stuck to the side of the commode too. Gross!