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Help, I need help

You say this phrase when you are genually stressed and in danger because your shoe lace has become undone. It is best to scream it so people can be alarmed and tie it for you.

"Help, I need help"
"What is it?"
"My shoe lace has come undone"
The person then reties it for you

by WiseWordsFromCP December 21, 2017


Fuck it or fuck ye

You say this phrase when you are contemplating a decision and decide to fuck it and do it because you are doing it for yourslef

"Should I jump"
"Nah mate dont do it"
"Fuck it or fuck ye"
Clive then plunged from the climbing frame and ran to the slide

by WiseWordsFromCP December 22, 2017

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