Jezza

Another name for the main man in the gang. Usually carries a watermelon packed with C4 and likes to molest starfish. Do not confront a Jezza unless you want your small intestine moulded into the shape of a sheep farmer shoving a cucumber inside the slick nostrils of Queen Victoria of England.

"Lemon and lime for me and the wife, and a north-Korean-nuke-boom-vodka-shot-a-daddy-hoot-hoot for Jezza"

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