load of shit

Another way of describing Bullshit.

"10 inches???? You're joking.That's nothing but a load of shit."

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Hang a wall plate

A reference to the popular video "Haters Don't Hate" by comedian Bridget McManus. Meaning: "get over yourself" and/or "don't be so judgmental". Basically, just don't be a hater.

"Man, I'm being such a hater, I should hang a wall plate."
"You really need to hang a wall plate!"

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HO_Err

A woman who is so loose you could parallel park up her birdy.

"Did you see that Ho_Err at the club?? What a freakin skank!"

FUNK-ASS

(Adjective) - Description of very hot new cool thing,in leading edge kick yo ass technology.

"I want one of them FUNK_ASS new PDA's for Christmas!!"
"My Dad bought a FUNK_ASS car last week!!"
"GURL - Just look at THOSE Manolo Blahniks on that shelf over there - aren't they just totally FUNK_ASS?!!!"

shitassed

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

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Barf on Toast

A description of something that is GAWD_AWFUL & Vomit Inducing.

"Did you see that real ugly PINK Polka Dot dress hanging on the rack at Holts?? Who'd buy it? It's utterly Barf on Toast!"

HO-ERR

(NOUN)The Skankiest Ho in Town.So loose a bus could parallel park up her birdy.

"OMG - did you see that filthy little HO-ERR over there? WHAT A FREAKIN SKANK!

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