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Marshmallow

A variety of professional gamer with the following characteristics:
Round shape
Pale complexion
Diet of pure junk food and energy drinks
Dime a dozen
Easy to roast, but flames easily

Her: so what do you do?
Him: I'm a pro gamer.
Her: oh...
Him: what?
Her: nothing, that's just not what I expected.
Him: what? Because I play games for a living I have to be a marshmallow?

by Wittensmarts August 15, 2017

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