Douche Beacon

A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.

Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.

Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.

Ground Score

If you find an object, usually on the ground, and it belongs to no one so you keep it.

Guy 1: Hey dude check out this lighter I got.

Guy 2: That's awesome! Where did you find that??

Guy 1: it was a total ground score, it's full of gas too!

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