matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"