lick and leave

When you want to cum but you just can’t be bothered to make an effort. The guy wants to see you so badly and he insists it just for your pleasure. Likely story. So you tell him he can have a lick and leave. So the rules are they arrive. They lick. They leave. No chat. Blindfold optional.

Guy:you taste so amazing. It’s increcible to hear you cum. Can we fuck?
Girl:I was perfectly clear. This is a lick and leave. Your work here is done. Shut the door on your way out
Guy: ok. Thank you for letting me pleasure you. It was amazing

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Quiche Lorraine

a baked flan or tart with a savoury filling of Bacon and Cheese (usually a mature Cheddar) thickened with eggs, usually eaten cold, made popular from the UK hit TV show 'ready steady cook' and created by the chef Ainsley Harriott for the then shows host Lorraine Kelly who enjoyed it so much that she squealed with excitement.

"I rustled up a few quiche Lorraine's for easter"

expat

An immigrant who refuses to learn/use the language of their new country, usually British people from the baby boomer generation

God that expat's so rude! Did you hear them pronounce croissant? Sounded like kroy-saint

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