conquered

V. To have been defeated by alcohol/tiredness.

Mate, you look conquered, was it a late one last night?
'Would you like another pint?'. 'No thanks, i'm conquered'

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conquered

v. defeated by liquor - normally expressed at height of hangover and tiredness

"He looked conquered after last night's lock-in"
"Would you like another? No i'm completely conquered"

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God's waiting room

A word used to describe any town or village with a high percentage of elderly people such as Tampa Florida, Worthing, UK, Eastbourne, UK

Eastbourne? Don't make me move to God's waiting room, i've still got my own teeth you know

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Bap-pappers

N. A member of the paparazzi specifically someone who photographs glamour models or similar

When Jordan signed her latest deal, the bap-pappers were out in force again

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Persistence Pants

n. The pants/trousers/slacks in your wardrobe that you aim to diet into.

"They are nice pants, do you still wear them?" "no, i can't even fit one leg into them, they are my persistence pants"

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