spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack Shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

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Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

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Dover

Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.

Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.

Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.

Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your shit back a fortnight."

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blood pressure

It's what the urban gang does to 'nother gang who show them no goddam muthafuckin' respect.

"Man, those bitches is dissin' us and we gonna put them under blood pressure."

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chunk ass

Derogatory term for a person who has spent too much time eating junk food and not enough time exercising. The US is full of these people.

"Whoaa! Fat Boy, you is a chunk ass - quit the cheeseburgers."

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pencil neck

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.

Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"

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hippy chick

A time warp babe. Found today but obviously has fallen through a rip in the space-time continuum to the sixties and then another back to today. Probably having long hair, dated clothes and possessing a floaty, free-love type of philosophy. Harmless but weird.

"Dude, what a hippy chick! All she wanted to do was put on Beatles LP's and make love for eight hours - fuck all use to someone who only has heavy metal CD's and shoots after 30 seconds."

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