meatspun

What you are after being tricked into visiting www.meatspin.com (a shock site featuring gay anal sex and a spinning cock.) See also meatspin, goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty.

Dude 1: "I just barfed big time!"
Dude 2: "Why so, Dawg?"
Dude 1: "Cletus just tricked me into visiting meatspin.com."
Dude 2: "Dah!! Meatspun! My man, you is meatspun!"

milfellate

Verb. The act of being fellated by a milf.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, why the big smile?"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! I've just been milfellated."
Dude 1: "Way to go! Who's the lips then?"
Dude 2: "Your mom."
Dude 1: "WTF?"

tea-time tug

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

milfturbate

Verb. To stimulate the genitals whilst thinking of imagery of mature women. Strictly forbidden under Catholic doctrine.

Sinner: "Bless me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "Confess your sins my son and let the Lord see into your soul."
Sinner: "My mom had some of her friends round for a Women's Institute meeting and I was serving them tea and cakes. Later that night I indulged myself with a furious session of milfturbation in the bathroom thinking of them in their flouncy blouses."
Priest: "Wicked boy! Say three hundred Hail Marys and scrub your hands with bleach and steel wool!"

blood pressure

It's what the urban gang does to 'nother gang who show them no goddam muthafuckin' respect.

"Man, those bitches is dissin' us and we gonna put them under blood pressure."

chunk ass

Derogatory term for a person who has spent too much time eating junk food and not enough time exercising. The US is full of these people.

"Whoaa! Fat Boy, you is a chunk ass - quit the cheeseburgers."

slop pot

Another word for vagina. In particular, a vagina that has had one or more deliveries of spunk into it already - a ho in fact.

Dude 1: "How was you date with Kazza?"
Dude 2: "Ok, but her minge was a bit well used."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I told you she had a nasty slop pot."