messy facial

Porn movie pop shot make-up artistry. This is where a heavy cummer (and maybe his co-stars) deliver some thick money shots onto a porn-stars face. Looks like she’s been hit in the face with a custard pie.

Director: "Ok folks, let's wrap up this shoot ... guys stand by to give Crystal-Tipps a messy facial please .... ACTION!"

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silk slipper

The very finest pussy you can get. Exquisite to the feel, and a joy to slip into.

"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"

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slag band

Tattoo found around the top of the arm on a minger or munter.

"You seen Mandi's new slag band? Really suits her ... not."

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fox skin beermat

(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.

Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.

Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"

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ride the Bakerloo Line

A British term for anal sex. The Bakerloo Line on London's underground system is shown as dirty brown on the map. To ride the Bakeloo Line means to enter the brown tube and take a journey.

Dude 1: "Hey, how's your new chick, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Great! She'll even let me ride the Bakerloo Line!"

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fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

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first to the food drop

Offensive term for a fat person derived from the belief that they were first to the UN food drop every time, ahead of everyone else.

"That chick. She must be 250 pounds! First to the food drop!"

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