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Ralgex and rocksalt

The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.

Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.

Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"

* Hershey Highway for American readers.

by Wizards Sleeve August 09, 2006


slush fuck

Yet another term for anal sex.

Dude 1: "Man my new chick is a slut. She let me slush fuck her!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2007


thatched cave

A particularly hairy vagina.

Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.

Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.

by Wizards Sleeve June 04, 2005