Meat Feast

Probably one of the best things that you can buy at Pizza Hut. This pizza is topped with spicy pork, ham, pepperoni and spicy beef.

Best enjoyed with a cool beer.

Despite just being told he had high cholesterol, high blood pressure and that triple bypass surgery was quite likely, Fat-Boy knew that only a Meat Feast could cheer him up.

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pencil neck

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.

Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"

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hippy chick

A time warp babe. Found today but obviously has fallen through a rip in the space-time continuum to the sixties and then another back to today. Probably having long hair, dated clothes and possessing a floaty, free-love type of philosophy. Harmless but weird.

"Dude, what a hippy chick! All she wanted to do was put on Beatles LP's and make love for eight hours - fuck all use to someone who only has heavy metal CD's and shoots after 30 seconds."

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Bride of Scooby

A very ugly woman. Big jowly face, hairy lips and slobbery. Not nice.

Dude 1: "You seen that new chick in Accounts!"
Dude 2: "No shit Dawg! That's the Bride of Scooby!"

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slop pot

Another word for vagina. In particular, a vagina that has had one or more deliveries of spunk into it already - a ho in fact.

Dude 1: "How was you date with Kazza?"
Dude 2: "Ok, but her minge was a bit well used."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I told you she had a nasty slop pot."

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fuel rod

Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.

Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.

Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"

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Thames barge

A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.

Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."

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