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folkestone

nice town, needs a repaint and a decent night club

Q.going to folkestone tonight
A. shame about the crap night clubs

by wisearse April 12, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


folkestone

The crappiest town in south east kent.

My god, this place is worse than folkestone!

by Fred January 5, 2004

62๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Folkestone

Seaside town on the south east coast of England. Population around 50,000. Features of note: Debenhams (geriatrics' department store), two branches of Sainsbury's (a British supermarket), The Leas Cliff Hall (entertainment venue for once great acts before they finally fold or retire), for some reason a couple of very good grammar schools (The Folkestone School for Girls, The Harvey Grammar School), The Channel Tunnel and also 304 funeral directors.

Minor features: A pleasant fishing harbour, a soft drinks factory (Silver Spring Mineral Water Co Ltd), some chalk hills and a town centre infested with Chavs. Focal point of life for under eighteens is probably McDonaldโ€™s or KFC. For the over 65โ€™s then itโ€™s one of the 285 General Practitioners the town boasts โ€“ or the Cardiac Unit at the William Harvey Hospital, Ashford, prior to the services of the above mentioned army of undertakers.

Folkestone is not a young person's town, though does seem to be a minor magnet for asylum seekers. You can often see the police picking them up on the motorway where theyโ€™ve just popped out of the back of some unsuspecting lorry thatโ€™s just arrived on the Eurotunnel or on a ferry in Dover.

Yes, I've been to Folkestone. Biggest departure lounge in Britain - thousands of old codgers shuffling around waiting for the Grim Reaper or a Blue-Cross Saver Day at Debenhams. The air was full of vultures waiting for an easy meal.

by Wizards Sleeve May 30, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Folkestone

a loose cunt (named after the entrance to the channel tunnel)

couldnt tell ya, how many a brave solier was lost in that folkestone!

by Sam December 1, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž