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When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.
I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU
pronounced "enn-em-j"
A short word for "Not My Job!" based on NMJ.
Mr "Blackbeard" Teach: What did you learn today?
Student 1: (derivatives)
Student 2: (nothing)
Student 3: 69*420*1337 = 38746260!
Mr "Blackbeard" Teach, to student 3: you are the best student EVER!!!
The loveliest boy you will ever meet. He is kind, passionate and caring. He will love you forever.
Guy 1: Hi man!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!
when you accidentally fall into quicksand without noticing and say "whoops!"
man: i just fell into some quicksand without noticing and committed whoopsand act!