Slim Piggins

The options of fat girls at the bar during last call

Guy 1: yo man you taking anyone home?
Guy 2: idk man, its slim Piggins

Stevens

1.Shorter way of saying even stevens
2. Bring some on to zero life points in card game (eg. Magic, Hearthstone etc.)

Guy 1: hey man, you owe me ten dollars

Guy 2: How bout i buy you lunch and call it stevens

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