Waste of an orgasm

Someone who is useless or worth nothing. Someone who's father "wasted an orgasm" when they were conceived.

Get off your ass and find a job you lousy waste of an orgasm!

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rack em

1.) A slang term used to tell somone to set up billiard balls for playing.

2.) The frist words said by many southern babies. Thought to be caused by the combination of Jack Daniels and having sex on a pool table at the time of conception.

1.) Hey Mike wanna play a game of eight ball?

Mike: Sure go ahead and rack em.

2.) "rack em"

Mother: hear that Cletus? Little bubba jus speaked his first words.

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Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.

1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.

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Dragons Breath

A potent combination of several common household foodstuffs and spices that causes severe irritation, and occasionally damage, to the eyes, nose, throat and skin when sprayed at somone. A home made pepper spray.

I gave jeanne some dragons breath in case that pitbull nextdoor gets out again.

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Whistling pig

A southern slang term for armadillos.

Dang blasted whistling pig got itno the garbage again.

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Gator

1.) Someone who talks a lot, usually too much. From the idea that they are "all mouth"

2.) Illegally distilled and transported liquor. Moonshine. Most commonly used in extreme southern florida. Can be of any quality, from low grade "radiator poison" or "battery acid" to very high grade "rocket fuel"

1.) That fucking gator down the street has been running his mouth for too long.

2.) I'll be back in a few days, gotta haul a truckload of gator up to cigar town.
2.b) Bobby, run down to old man homer's house and get us a few jars of gator.

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Schlong

The lord and master of Uranus.

Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.

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