Silver Sword

Old mans penis. Old man who takes viagra all the time

After grandpa went to the pharmacy for the little blue pill he wielded his silver sword

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Covid Eyes

Covid-eyes
A girl with beautiful eyes wearing a mask but can't see the rest of her mug to determine if she is truly good looking or a butterface.

Yo, that girls got bangin covid eyes

L.A.S.

L.A.S.
Lazy Ass Slug
That moment after sex when the flaccid dong just slides right out.

Damn girl, his L.A.S. just slid right out when I sneezed