ninjafk

The art of stepping AFK unannounced (away from keyboard) using the stealth of a ninja, so that your on-line buddies didn't even notice you were gone.

"Frank was ninjafk for so long this time, he was sure he'd be caught and tortured"

Dutch Easy Bake Oven

Similar to the classic dutch oven, a Dutch Easy Bake Oven refers to a situation when a fart travels within an individual's garment, up to their face for smelling.

Because of my snow gear, i threw up while snowboarding and experiencing a Dutch Easy Bake Oven.

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fatass

Michael Moore's F.A.T.A.S.S.

His Fully Automated Threat Alert and Security System. Designed to keep him in good with liberal tree-huggers, while he eats big macs, whoppers, and 5 buckets of chicken.

Michael Moore's F.A.T.A.S.S. made Farenheit 9/11.

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Wolfe

n.

1. A term used, derogatorily or otherwise, to describe a man who is sexually attracted to another of the same sex (Synonymous to gay, homosexual, etc).

From: To wolf, meaning to consume quickly or with vigour.

"What a wolfe!"

"Look, I already told you he's a wolfe, just ask him out already!"

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Hemipenises

Animal or human with two penises attached to its body

The snake overlord shoved both its hemipenises inside of me.

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