Moldy Voldy

A comedic nickname given to the character Voldemort in JK Rowling's famous series, Harry Potter.

1 - I heard someone call Voldemort Moldy Voldy the other day. I damn near pissed my pants from laughing so hard

2 - *actually pisses their pants from laughing so hard*

Deer

A rumnant bastard that needs to be killed with a .270 rifle

Cleetus - Hey man, I killed me a deer just the other day!

Clint - was it big?

Cleetus - Yup, got me a big ole buck!

White Chocolate

What people call WillyWonkaTiktok's cum.

Bro, I wish I could get some of Willy's white chocolate.

Woman

A bitch born with a vagina.

"I am a woman. Not no man, a God damn woman."

Righchonder

The southern word for "right yonder" or "right over there"

Clint - Hey, Cleetus, there's a big ole buck righchonder!

Cleetus - Really? Where?