Heels

A shoe created to make it harder for girls to run away from creepy guys

Friend: Run! There's a creepy guy coming after you!

You: I can't these stupid heels won't let me!

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Motel 6 girlfriend

A girlfriend who you will take to a motel 6 but would never introduce to your friends or family.

Friend: "Hey, I heard you've been dating someone. When are you going to introduce us?"

You: "Ehhh.. she's more of a Motel 6 girlfriend."

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