norks

Breasts, particularly the female variety. Australian in origin (i think)

Whoarr - check out the norks on that Shelia

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wallopson

That one friend everyone has who no one really likes because they push you into walls also can mean a friend who you two fuck around alot

jim and i were walking and he pushed me in a wall and i shouted you fucking wallopson

farty breath

Halitosis (bad breath). One who has halitosis.

Get away from me, farty breath.

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pankration

An ancient greek martial art which has been modernized by Matt Hume, as a form of full contact fighting. (MMA) Ex: UFC, Pride FC, King of the Cage. Legalities are knees, elbows, chokes, jointlocks, and punches to the face.

"Dude, that guys CRAAAAAAZZZZY. He must pankration"

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bottom burp

Emission of noxious gasses from the anus, most common on the morning after a lager and curry fest

Nigel was so nervous he bottom burped throughout his first date.

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