Simping

V. To say you like, have an interest in, or believe in something when you don’t to gain the attention of a female

Girl: *Wearing a Michigan sweatshirt*
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.

Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!

Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!

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