Menifee’s Box

The theory that if there is a 1/3 chance of a subject drinking piss out of a dunkin doughnuts “Box o’ Joe” then, by the transitive property, the subject drank 33% of the total Piss.

“Holy shit! I think someone pissed in one of those three bottles, and I saw Derrick drinking one!”
“Oh my lord, this is just like Menifee’s Box!”