Weston favell academy

The epiphany of a cold hot chocolate with mouldy milk.

The school is so great that half the time there are negative amounts of science and english teachers.

The year sevens are more racist than hitler,

And if you dont wear Trapstar and have a skin fade 24/7 youll be called an emo for having hair longer that 3cm.

The teachers will give you a detention for being late and early so your best bet is to just bring the ray gun in from cod and shoot up the place like the “columbine killers”

If you haven't been asked if you smoke weed four times already by lunch then somethings up and you should put your stab-vest on.

Do you need the toilet. No you dont

Your not allowed in the toilets at break or in lesson Because they don't like people in the corridors and the toilets have cost the fire department more taxpayers money than it takes to fix a single pot hole in less then four months.

You hungry? Think again, the food here is most likely laced with lcd and a good amount of diseases

The pizza is more rubbery than mr Johnson’s facial structure

And the panini taste like they were made before weston favell academy was even an established school.

Oh what school do you go again

The one with all the rapists in northampton

Ahhh you mean weston favell academy.