George Ezra Shotgun girl

We got two in the front, two in the back.

It started out on the set as a regular DP, but we soon realised the porn actress we had hired for the day was a George Ezra Shotgun girl. We got two in the front, two in the back.

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glare from the lights

Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.

'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.