Tom Galligan

Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:

Incredible Victory

A master of the bedroom

Saviour of mankind

Infinite source of wisdom

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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.

Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.

When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.

Girl: Hey, why can't you walk?

Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.

Girl : Ohh.