Slick Pimp

A location of considerable valor and divine heroics. A place where council members convene to discuss urgent matters. Located just down the street from the airport.

“Hey were you down at the slick pimp last Tuesday? Could’ve sworn I caught a taste of you.”

“Yeah, I was on after dirty Mike and the boys”

Elvis Rugburn

A man who wears a poorly-made suit made from a rough, rug like material.

Look at that Elvis Rugburn over there, he must’ve bought his threads from a Men’s Warehouse.