afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

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Penguin Pussy

a nun

lets go down to the convent and try and pick up some penguin pussy

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Sis boom bah

The sound a sheep makes when it explodes

Johnny Carson as Carnac the magnificent

Carnac holding envelope to his turbin: sis boom bah

Ed: sis boom bah?

Carnac opening envelope and reading question: describe the sound made when a sheep explodes

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Nerd

According to Kurt Vonnegut: Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Look at that idiot, I bet he’s a real nerd