kidnolisis

Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your kidney has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual kidney beans instead of ice. Leading one to believe your kidney actually multiplied and became the kidney beans.

Oh BALLS, they took my kidney! Well at least I have all these kidney beans. I hope I don't have kidnolisis.

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Pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from behind.

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pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.

pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.

cardiolisis

Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.

Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.