Bum chunder

A drinking forfeit where person 1 bends over and pulls down their trousers. Person 2 lies underneath, and drinks a pint of lager which has been poured skillfully through person 1's bum crack. Person 2 has to drink the lager as it dribbles off the testicles of person 1.

Give him a bum chunder!

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juff

a form of felching for women only.

She juffed me

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fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife

1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!

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right nice

Trailer park term for the degree at which something has value.

I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer.

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Bell's End

Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.

The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.

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trouzer stain

ur grampa sez that when he was n bed he soiled himself. after 3 washes it was officially a trouzer stain

i got me trouzer stain when my mom cought me jerkin my gurkin

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fitler

1. Person that throws a sissy fit.
2. An employer that rules with a Hitler-like attitude and puts bread on the table.
3. Person in charge of surveillance and patrol.
4. A clown.

Watch out, here comes Fitler!

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