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Virtual Sleep Over (VSO)

A virtual sleep over (VSO) is when two people who want to sleep in the same bed but can’t due to any reason so they FaceTime (or video call through any platform) keeping the connection open all night.

Hey babe, I am sorry I am away on business in Ottawa Canada tonight but we can still have a virtual sleep over (VSO) and be close to each other that way.

by Woody17 February 15, 2020


cuddlepractic

Cuddlepractic is like chiropractic except your partner is the one who squeezes, rubs and cuddles you so hard it gives you a full back, rib or neck adjustment.

My back is so sore tonight baby, can I have a cuddlepractic session to realign my back please.

by Woody17 October 27, 2020


DTZ (Down To Zoom)

DTZ is the acronym for ‘Down To Zoom’.

Work has been crazy lately with this pandemic. Alex, Sabrina, Beau, Moussa, Gabriel, Jerique, Haley and Amy are all DTZ (Down To Zoom) but I don’t think I can do one more Zoom conference.

by Woody17 April 11, 2020


Twebbies

When one person locks their fingers in between another person’s toes pushing down the webbing in between as a type of massage or affection.

Bro. This morning I woke up to Jen locking her fingers between my toes and pushing down. There is nothing better than being woken up with twebbies. It feels so dope massaging my toe gap.

by Woody17 March 16, 2022


Preschooling

Preschooling occurs when a grown man walks up to a urinal in public and drops his pants all the way to his ankles. He may also lean back for maximum coverage of the urinal.

Last night at the hockey game, Nick got so drunk he walked up to the urinal, dropped his drawers to his ankles and just started preschooling bud. All these other dudes just stood in there in complete disbelief.

by Woody17 June 1, 2021


Crownboy

Similar to cowboy, this is when a man is a true prize catch in a relationship. It is like he is a prince if not a king to his partner, hence he is a Crownboy.

Mike is the greatest man I could ever ask for. I literally love him more than anything. He does everything for me to make sure I have the best life possible and makes me feel like royalty. He is my prince and he truly is my Crownboy.

by Woody17 August 23, 2023


Ptoef

Ptoef (pronounced p-tef) is an acronym for Physical Transfer Of Emotional Feelings. It can be anything from snuggles to full-on sexual activity.

Babe, I need some ptoefs right now. My snuggle tank is on empty.

by Woody17 November 13, 2019