Woody

A person that everyone loves, YOUR parents yes you love him more then you whenever one thinks of woody they might just get turned on by the fact that he exists the ladies are VERY familiar with him and enjoy intercourse with him cause of his MASSIVE penis.

Person 1: I was thinking about going to the party but I’m not sure if woody is gonna be there
Person 2: Woody is gonna be there!!
Person 1: oh hell ya I’m definitely going then!!