Cramer Win

A defensive struggle, in which one team (usually managed by a redhead) luckily wins, although they would have lost to any other opponent in the league.

The Bills had a nice Cramer win against the lowly Titans today.

Hurts Derangement Syndrome

Hurts derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term usually for criticism or negative reactions to future MVP Quarterback, Jalen Hurts, that are perceived to be irrational, insecure and show complete lack of awareness of Hurts’ actual play, or promising future outlook.

The eagles defense was getting pushed all over the field, but Stephen Gallagher’s Hurts derangement Syndrome, caused him to blame the beloved QB for all the mistakes.