Jacobsened

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements

“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”