plumpleberry

Fecal matter stuck on the penis after heterosexual anal sex

I woke this morning with a plumpleberry stuck in my pubic hair.

Groundhogian

adj. - severe laziness, apathy, and indifference mixed with being an arrogant bitch

Dat Groundhogian mother fucker never took out that motha' fuckin' trash; then he told me he didn't take out the trash because none of it was his trash! What a Groundhogian twinky upper decker, infructus!

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fucking clown shoes

A joke. Worthless.

See Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Reid Geinaur is Fucking Clown Shoes

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Infructus

1. interjection - a term of intense dismay coupled with drug-induced confusion.
2. interjection - conveying vivid emotion while being drunk, stoned, rolling, blazin', or huffing gas fumes.

Fuck Balls! I can't believe we just drank the entire bottle and set that cat on fire, infructus!

I was gettin my swerve on with this hot spanish chica and busted out probably the biggest, hardest skeet i ever skat, infructus!