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When your invited to a friends house for dinner with the family and you dislike the food. You then tell them you like it and proceed to eat.
"I was over mikes house for dinner yesterday"
"Really? how was the food?"
"It was turtlicious"
"Damn that sucks"
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When someone grows hair on their ass chin and food gets stuck in it.
"yoo your beard is deisel"
"Damn really?"
"Yo i think you got some crums in their"
"damn i got a chingleberry"
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When an awkward situation happens and you get a positive outcome.
"Dude some Homeless guy gave me 100 dollars"
"Thats an awkward deal"
When someone comments on something at an unnecessary moment
A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.
"That was some awkward timing"
When one of your close friends acts shy around you for no appearent reason
Make a fist, Poke your thumb out of the middle of the four fingers and slowly withdraw it.
"Sonny sits at our table everyday but doesnt say shit"
"Thats a shy turtle"
Make a fist, Poke your thumb
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