Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

in-santorum

The remarkable thought processes of a modern day politician, they really should be drug tested.

Did you hear Rick Santorum's comments about the "March for your lives" event ? Why that's just in-santorum !