Karen

An ever evolving term for everything about White Women that everyone doesn’t like. It started out as a term for an angry entitled Woman. Someone who was made to wait in line for too long and talked out loud about it. It is now a term used to describe all white women who dare to speak up for themselves.

Ok Karen, so this guy ran over your dog with his Lincoln Contentinel SUV!… have I got that right? , what was your dog doing in the road? And let me tell you how many ways I can charge you?

Tool.

A Tool is someone who goes through the motions of doing all the right things just to make themselves look good. Real tools have no self awareness and are completely invested in this image that they reflect of themselves but it is a hall of mirrors.

Cara, an NP, was being a real Tool. When she informed our physicians forum of her screening labs.

Watermelon

Watermelons are a lucky fruit. If a watermelon has come into life you are a lucky person. Enjoy this fruit as you would a dip in a cool pool of water while being served honey from the Sun.

And they served watermelon to me.