Treeizure

When you are driving East to West or West to East and the low horizon sun flashes dangerously through the trees triggering a photosensitive epileptic seizure.

The flashing sun was so aggravating on my drive to Charlotte yesterday that I almost ran off the road having a treeizure.

nerdsense

Absurd language, conduct, or ideas of persons slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits.

Did you hear about the pi party? They're going to sit around eating pie and reciting mathematical equations. What a load of nerdsense!

Pad Habit

When you repeatedly "touch" your Kindle or other "non touch pad" screen to navigate your way around the screens' surface, to no avail.

It took me forever to read this Kindle article. I kept trying to turn the page by touching the screen like I do with my ipad. I have a really Pad Habit!

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kickstalker

Watching your kickstarter "backers list" totals obsessively and keeping track of who donates and how much they contribute.

The entire time my kickstarter campaign was up I was a total kickstalker. If my friends didn't contribute I was all over them on Facebook!

Humaliated

Intense humiliation experienced when you are the spouse of a public figure that is nationally and/or internationally exposed for lewd and lascivious behavior.

Huma Abedin must be so humaliated by her husband's Weinergate publicity. So glad Hillary Clinton is there for moral support!

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